DYFJ

I've never been a proponent of acronymed groups i.e. MADD, SADD, NAACP, NOW, etc... These groups usually exist because someone who was emotionally unstable to begin with was wronged in some way and turned their experience into a cause. Looking at the world around me, I have decided to create an acryonmed group.

DYFJ = Do Your Fucking Job

The DYFJ Foundation is a non-profit organization with the sole purpose of reminding the bulk of Americans (which in out opinion are on the borderline of retardation) that thy have a job to do. While in the employ of a person, business or entity that person, business or entity has certain expectations of the employee. There are no indentured servants, no slavery, and the working conditions in 2008 are pristine compared to those of the industrial revolution.

Somehow these facts escape the lazy American workers and have turned them into sniveling little whiners that feel that their employer somehow owes them something more than they are earning and they are unjustly being scrutinized. From the nursing home attendants and nurses that hate their jobs after realizing that the glamour of nursing was all in the brochure and their job consists of wiping asses and distributing medication rather than saving lives to the fast food worker that feels that the man is somehow keeping them down while they slave away at the grill making just enough money to buy the chemicals for the next weekend party; they all should DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS and stop whining.

If I can get DYFJ moving workplaces would be DYFJ certified and consumers would know that the employees within will carry out their duties with efficiency and accuracy. This includes customer service.

It's simple to join. The next time you catch flack from someone when they are on the job simply take a step back, raise your hand and say "Hey! Do Your Fucking Job!" I may even go so far as to write my congressman and president a letter conveying the same message.