An Example of E-Rock's Genius

Every once in a while I get a fantastic idea that I must share. Yesterday, as Mrs. E-Rock and I were wandering around Fountain Square in Cincinnati enjoying the yummy deliciousness of the various vendors, I noticed these stickers for the Volunteers of America Team In Training. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, they represent the T.I.T.

So I figured, why stop there. In the United States there plenty of problems that can be solved with a non-profit acronym named organization. Let's investigate the possiblities...

1. People Uplifitig Serving and Saving Youth. The P.U.S.S.Y. will focus on spiritual uplifting of suburban kids. These are the types of kids who lash out when mom and dad won't buy them the Nintendo Wii that the neighbor kid has. The P.U.S.S.Y. also deals with the psychological ramifications of being a wealthy kid who wants for nothing and ends up depressed on prozac because life is too hard. I suspect I could sell t-shirts that say "I'm a P.U.S.S.Y." at Christian bookstores across the country to raise funding for this organization.

2. Dealing with Inner City Kids. D.I.C.K. is a grassroots organization looking to motivate the troubled youth of the "hood". Education is secondary to half assed manual labor. D.I.C.K. will help instill the balance of mental laziness with physical hard labor so that the parents of P.U.S.S.Y. kids can get their grass cut. The "I'm a D.I.C.K." Polo shirt will be sold by inner city kids out of a box at busy intersections to white collar corporate commuters.

3. Forging Alliances with Girls. F.A.G. is a revolutionary group that teaches men how to recognize shoes based on designer and distinguish between current and past season models. The "I'm a F.A.G." t-shirt runs two sizes small and comes in many color combinations to compliment any outfit. (E-Rock is a charter member of this fine group and Mrs. E-Rock couldn't be happier, although he is considerate of others and won't wear the shirt.)

4. Coming Out Using New Technology. C.U.N.T. is an enabling support group for deviants that stalk their prey (i.e. pedophiles, fetish folks, whatever...) on the Internet. The C.U.N.T.s will learn how to use the Internet for something other than pornography and chatting while learning valuable social skills. There are no current merchandise plans for the C.U.N.T.s since this program is run in prisons.