The FIRST Pictures

Below are the first pictures of my child. We have progressed from the bean stage to the turtle stage. This is also the first time I've ever seen this person. I had a whole list of names picked out and now that I see this little human being, I wonder what their name is. Assigning one just doesn't seem right. This little one has a personality (if he/she's anything like their old man it's an abrasive one too!) but what is it? I don't know. This is a small problem that I should have solved by download day. Stay Tuned.

For now, look in reverence at my tiny evil genius just waiting in there... ...nine months to develop the master plan. You've been warned. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!