So Much To Say

Where to start???

Katie Couric. I had about 13 people over to my place to watch the Colts open up a can on the Bears. Pre-game was all about grilling in the 0 degree weather, drinking and watching Katie Couric in the pre-game show? What the hell is that? She's a morning show host, turned evening show host, lazy-eyed moron. Her human interest story was all about Hines Ward. Does she even know who's playing? And that damned eye... I felt like an Orc trying to hide from the hideous eye that's always staring at me. AAAAAHHHHHHH!

Tour... Saturday I was ecstatic. I got the call to go back out on the road. With little time to prep, I cleared my schedule, washed laundry, tied up loose ends only to find out last night that the budget people want to back-burner me to save money. For me, it's back to business as usual, but what the fuck???!!! I still have an August tour in the works, but the usual applies... you're not on tour until the bus leaves. I counted my chickens a little too early and I won't make that mistake again.

So, as I said, back to business as usual. Trying to get business in my field, in Ohio, in February is like trying to find a straight guy in South Beach.

Damn you Katie... stop staring at me.