In the 'Natti there was a scandal over the last few days. A week or so ago, somebody or somebodies slashed and killed a giant inflatable Frosty the Snowman in someone's front yard.
The distraught owner of said Frosty, repaired him and installed a security camera to help babysit him. Wouldn't you know it? The rascals came back and slashed up Frosty again. This time it was caught on tape.
Of course the vandals were caught and are on the road to prosecution, but who was the victim here?
Frosty?
He didn't feel a thing.
Frosty's owner?
HELL NO. He was victimizing his neighborhood. Those thing are gaudy, tasteless and tacky. White Trash America has embraced the December holidays as an excuse to put more shitty lawn decorations out in a contest to see who can be the tackiest display since Clark Griswold.
These guys should be rewarded and their story told as a warning to all inflatable lawn decoration owners. Then they need to make a video slashing all other forms of inflatable lawn ornaments, and NASCAR flags.
The lesson to be learned from this is "Don't put gaudy, tasteless or tacky shit visible in your yard and your neighbors won't destroy it.
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