I use myspace to keep in touch with old friends, friends afar, and proessional contacts. I understand that the majority of users are looking for a piece of ass and get it.
We all know who these people are. When you get a chance, look at their profiles. In the picture section there is always the pic of her chunkier than average body in her skimpy underwear. Then there is a pic of the illegitimate child with the caption that reads "my reason for living" Then there is the group drunk pic.
When you click back to their profile, you'll see the glitter image of the playboy bunny, "hottie", Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson are on their "who I'd like to meet", and then you read about their love for Jesus and how wonderfully Christian they are in their about me section.
Or you have the professional people that have a secret internet life. These people are accountants, sales reps, or other corporate types that have spouses, children, clients, and other influences that would flip if they ever read the sex surveys that get posted from these morons daily.
I generally hate surveys anyway, but it cracks me up to see some shirt and tie guy with a profile pic of him holding his toddler, posting a bulletin about threesomes, double penetration and such.
People just don't think.
It's funny.
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