November is right around the corner. One cannot turn on the radio or t.v. without hearing the most recent ad for whatever candidate.
The campaign is the same all over the country.
REPUBLICAN: I'm ___(insert name here)___ and I approve this message. I'm a Christian conservative. I don't like minorities, blue collar workers, or poor people.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus... ...America, America, America... ...Values, Values, Values.
Vote for me, nothing I'll do will actually benefit you, but at least I'm not a bleeding heart, left-wing pussy.
DEMOCRAT: I'm ___(insert name here)___ and I approve this message. The Republicans are ruining this country. Rich people are evil, they are the reason your life sucks.
Jobs, Jobs, Jobs... ...Economy, Economy, Economy... ...Health Care, Health Care, Health Care.
Vote for me, nothing I'll do will actually benefit you, but you'll think so while I raise your taxes and keep you suckling on the government teat.
Visit the Libertarian Party website
If you're tired of the same old shit, speak up. Say something.
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