I want to know the name of the person responsible for bad dancing by white chicks in clubs. Who came up with all the lame line dances that white chicks seem to gravitate toward?
You know what I'm talking about. Picture yourself in a club. You have an adult beverage in hand, you're talking amongst friends and then "Booty Call" starts to play. All the white chick, zombies make to the dance floor with the quickness and begin to line dance with a slack-jawed blank stare on their faces. The music goes into the "Cleveland Shuffle" and a few others that I can't recall. All the while some variation of the "Electric Slide (which is another fucking line dance)" is being wiggled to badly by dudes in their chairs looking at the zombie girls lined up. It's like a cattle auction.
When other dance music is played, they return to their adult beverages and wait for the next zombie dance song to be played, or worse they RErequest the songs that were just played.
I just don't get it. Why is unoriginal style and follow the leader all the rage? Why is is fashionable to be a sheep? Why can't white people dance? Why? Why? Why?
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