I'm afraid to watch T.V. Every commercial break is loaded with medicines I need to ask my doctor about in case I just might have a tapeworm causing allergies that end up giving me erectile dysfunction.
Do you breathe? You might need this pill.
Do you live in the United States? You might need this new wonder elixir.
It's fucking insanity. When did we become so infatuated with medical problems. Society has survived calamity after calamity for millenia without super drugs to help them along the way. If a plant or animal made us sick, we stayed away from it. If we couldn't get it up, we didn't fuck. If we had high cholesterol, we died from our poor diet choices. The list goes on and on...
Now all the responsibility of life has been eliminated. Do what you like, there's a pill to fix it.
I have a theory that half the reason that people are getting sicker and sicker is that there are so many drugs available that the human body doesn't have the time or ability to immunize itself properly. We're a nation of addicts and the drugs aren't even fun.
...except the hard-on medication, that may be fun. However I feel sorry for the 80 year old wives who were SOOOO looking forward to the day when their husbands couldn't get it up anymore. There isn't a new drug to cure that. They just need to smoke pot and drink a lot to numb themselves.
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